Today at local daycare,all of the children were gathered to discuss animals.The teacher asked "what noise does a duck make".A little girl replies"Quack Quack".Very good,the teacer replied.Now,"what noise does a cow make".A little boy steps up and says"Muuuuuuuu".Very good,the teacher replied.Now,"what noise does a pig make".A little nigger jumps up and screams"FREESE YOUR UNDER ARREST!!!!!"
if she aint married, go for it
what do you call a nigger?
What do you call a midget Mexican?
A paragraph because he is to short to be called an Essay.
yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued......
you might be a redneck if you go to the store in your underwear
one punch in the kidney is two in the liver
The more I learn - the less I know.
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Smile.........show off your teeth.
Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car
Excuse me... do you speak Klingon?
Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!
Boy bands. The spawn of Satan.
Buy a gun. Piss off the liberals.
Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.