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      Today at local daycare,all of the children were gathered to discuss animals.The teacher asked "what noise does a duck make".A little girl replies"Quack Quack".Very good,the teacer replied.Now,"what noise does a cow make".A little boy steps up and says"Muuuuuuuu".Very good,the teacher replied.Now,"what noise does a pig make".A little nigger jumps up and screams"FREESE YOUR UNDER ARREST!!!!!"
Jokes Type : NIGGER JOKES Funny Jokes By : ME

      Aloha! jkd
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      Very nice site!
Jokes Type : yyrypoeu Funny Jokes By : wurwwuiw

      if she aint married, go for it
Jokes Type : chickz Funny Jokes By : 808GREAT

      what do you call a nigger?
A Nigger
Jokes Type : nigger Funny Jokes By : nick and brandon

      What do you call a midget Mexican?

A paragraph because he is to short to be called an Essay.
Jokes Type : Mexican Jokes Funny Jokes By : Nick,Brandon,Kris

      yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued......
Jokes Type : yo mama joke Funny Jokes By : micheal jackson

      you might be a redneck if you go to the store in your underwear
Jokes Type : redneck Funny Jokes By : dasfasdfasdf

      one punch in the kidney is two in the liver
Jokes Type : any Funny Jokes By : roperi

      Very nice site!
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      Very nice site!
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      The more I learn - the less I know.
Jokes Type : knowledge Funny Jokes By : self

      Thank You...YOU MAY GO!!
Joke Type : Cool Sayings

      the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Joke Type : Pickup Lines

      Smile.........show off your teeth.
Joke Type : Cool Sayings

      Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car
Joke Type : Cool Quotes

      Excuse me... do you speak Klingon?
Joke Type : Pickup Lines

      Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
Joke Type : Pickup Lines

      Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!
Joke Type : Cool Sayings

      Boy bands. The spawn of Satan.
Joke Type : Cool Quotes

      Buy a gun. Piss off the liberals.
Joke Type : Cool Quotes

      Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
Joke Type : Cool Quotes

      Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Albert Einstein

      I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Henny Youngman

      I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde

      We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde

      Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde

      One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde

      America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde

      Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

      It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

      I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

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