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      Calling someone stupid dosent make you any smater
Jokes Type : Funny Saying Funny Jokes By : BOB

      SHE WAS SO BLONDE THAT:
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She tripped over the cordless phone.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
She told someone to meet her at the corner of WALK and DON'T WALK.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put Sagittarius.
If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.
Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"

Jokes Type : Blonde Jokes Funny Jokes By : BOB

      I hate you bitches
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      what are you going to do for a face when king kong wants his ass bakk?!
Jokes Type : funny questions Funny Jokes By : me

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      yippee aye oh kayay
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      You wake up and find yourself owning chaps and a horse, you must be a cowgirl.
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      Looked up the elevator shaft
To see if the car was coming.
It was.





Under all of these stones
Is the body of Sheryl Jones.
Her name is Stevenson not Jones.
But we needed something that rhymed with stones.
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      What do u call a black roach?
**A Nigga Roach**
Jokes Type : Nigga Funny Jokes By : Myself

      If you can read this I can deploy your air bag!!!
Joke Type : Cute Sayings

      If you can read this I have lost my caravan.
Joke Type : Cute Sayings

      If you can read this sign you must be a Florida Republican.
Joke Type : Cute Sayings

      If you can read this the bitch fell off.
Joke Type : Cute Sayings

      If you can read this you are too close..
Joke Type : Cute Sayings

      If you can read this you're in range.
Joke Type : Cute Sayings

      If you can read this, I am parked.
Joke Type : Cute Sayings

      If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Joke Type : Cute Sayings

      If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
Joke Type : Cute Sayings

      If you can read this, roll me over.
Joke Type : Cute Sayings

      America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde

      Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

      It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

      I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

      Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

      No one ever went broke under-estimating the taste of the American public.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

      I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Joan Rivers

      I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mary Richards

      My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx

      Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx


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