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I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
I should never have invented the electoral college. -Al Gore
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
Police line. DO NOT CROSS.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
It's a wonderful life.... With me.
sticker and watch the road!!!")
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
I am no more humble than my talents require.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.