WHAT DO YOU CALL SEVEN NIGGERS IN A TREE?
A WIND CHIME!!!
SEX is like CREDIT ....some get it and sum dont
Driving a School Bus is like using a blender.....without the lid on.
Your momma who
Variety is the spice of life.
Honesty is the best policy.
A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Confucious say "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."
Pol-I-Tics poli meaning many, ticks meaning small blood sucking parasites.
Beer: Itís Not Just For Breakfast Anymore.
A chain is no stronger than its weakest link..
The pen is mightier than the sword.
Donít Piss Me Off! Iím Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies.
Fat chicks make my car scrape!
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
Once a make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
I am no more humble than my talents require.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.