Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask where ) Over there! (Ask again: What did I drop? ) He answers back: My jaw!
Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really Beautiful
How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
There are millions of less fortunate children who go without food.
They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.
They told me I was gullible...then they took it out of the dictionary.
Yes, As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Whole Damn Road!
The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas
Smoking can kill. If your dead, youve lost a very important part of your life.
Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
better pissed off than pissed on