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       I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
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      Never say a child doesnt listen because they will not only listen, but repeat everything you said... and shouldnt say
Jokes Type : Humorous Sayings Funny Jokes By : Unknown

      Have you seen the new show constipaded?ANSWERS:no Good cuz it hasnt came out yet
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      i warn you, this floor is extremely wobbly.
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      No juice for you
Jokes Type : humorous sayings Funny Jokes By : Apple

      The foolishness of God is far greater than the wisdom of men
Jokes Type : Joke Funny Jokes By : Nzenwa Chinomso

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      doctor doctor
i am too fit
yes i see that, its because you ARE a shape,
your a pentagon
Jokes Type : shapes Funny Jokes By : me bubbles

      your mom is so fat, when she jumped in the air she got stuck
Jokes Type : your mom Funny Jokes By : celia

      Of course God made man first, he was the rough draft!
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      war is only Gods way of teaching Americans geaography
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      what is brown and has wrinkles ?
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      gawn w.a.n.k yurself behind the chippy and think about yurself .!
Jokes Type : sex Funny Jokes By : pauline docherty

      Welcome to reality...come again soon.
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      Please! do not feed the ego!
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      I don't do mornings.
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      Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
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      For him to get an idea, it would be a surgical process.
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      I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine?
Joke Type : Pickup Lines

      Welcome to California. Now go home!
Joke Type : Cool Sayings

      You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
Joke Type : Pickup Lines

      You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
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      Some may say "the glass is half full" others may say "the glasss is half empty", but the irish will always say "are you gunna drink that?"
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Me

      Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mock Confucus People

      Man who eat many prunes, sit on toliet many moons.
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      if your house on fire,call me,and we'll warm ourself by it!
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Sky Talent

      Life is like a box of shit. You know what you are getting and it stinks!
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Lillyana Hoffman

      Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Albert Einstein

      I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Henny Youngman

      I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde

      We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde

      Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde

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