Caution Grandparents at play
this website sucks and its the truth
I like work, it fascinates me.....I sit and stare at it for hours.
not at tha table carlos(From The Hangover)
Did you check if your horn works?
the most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.
Live by the sword die by the sword.
Abandon the search for Truth
You are the reason men fall in love.
You are the proof that God has a sense of humor.
You are the only reason why I came in here alone.
Love is the irresistible desire to be desired irresistibly.
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people