if she aint married, go for it
what do you call a nigger?
What do you call a midget Mexican?
A paragraph because he is to short to be called an Essay.
yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued......
you might be a redneck if you go to the store in your underwear
one punch in the kidney is two in the liver
The more I learn - the less I know.
If your Nan isnt going to swear, shout Bingo
nice legs...when do they open.
thy say the dove is the bird of love then wats the bird of true love? the swallow
i find these jokes very offensive and im reported them
im not as think as you drunk i am
what seems to be the officer problem
I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime!
All this could be yours for one low, low price!
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
I put in contacts for this?
Jesus is coming... Look busy.
Jesus Is Coming! Look Busy!
This vehicle insured by Smith and Wesson.
When The Chips Are Down, The Buffalo Is Empty
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.
I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.
The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas
Smoking can kill. If your dead, youve lost a very important part of your life.