Make like a tree and get outta here!!!
Stop the Bus and let my brother Jack off!!!
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole
Life's a beach, and then you drown.
It could be worse. What if sex was fattening?
You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
you must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes
You must be from Hiroshima, cause baby you're the Bomb.
You must be a chef, because you certainly are mighty spicy.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
No one ever went broke under-estimating the taste of the American public.
I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.