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      1 plus 1 equals to 2
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      the worst grade u can get is an F+ because you tried and failed
Jokes Type : funny Funny Jokes By : me

      As you get older three things happen. The first thing is that your memory goes and... i can't remember the other two.
Jokes Type : Funny Birthday Funny Jokes By : sir Norman Wisdom

      what do u get when you mix ice and a sea together


I SEE! ahahaha
Jokes Type : your seaness of icees Funny Jokes By : meee yooo

      if Halloween is on one leg, and valentines is on the other leg ,wanna meet in the middle
Jokes Type : humorous Funny Jokes By : me,myself,and i

      how do you makey a tishue dance?by putting a burger in it ha
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      If you were a library book, I would check you out.
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      If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning .
Joke Type : Pickup Lines

      If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
Joke Type : Pickup Lines

      If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
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      If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
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      House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
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      I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend On Me
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      I know Karate! ...and many other Chinese words.
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      Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.
Joke Type : Cute Sayings

      My karma ran over your dogma.
Joke Type : Cute Sayings

      I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Joan Rivers

      I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mary Richards

      My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx

      Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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      I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
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      I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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      Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx

      When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Levant

      Once a make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
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      Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
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