I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
Never say a child doesnt listen because they will not only listen, but repeat everything you said... and shouldnt say
Have you seen the new show constipaded?ANSWERS:no Good cuz it hasnt came out yet
i warn you, this floor is extremely wobbly.
The foolishness of God is far greater than the wisdom of men
i am too fit
yes i see that, its because you ARE a shape,
your a pentagon
your mom is so fat, when she jumped in the air she got stuck
Of course God made man first, he was the rough draft!
war is only Gods way of teaching Americans geaography
what is brown and has wrinkles ?
gawn w.a.n.k yurself behind the chippy and think about yurself .!
Welcome to reality...come again soon.
Please! do not feed the ego!
IF ITS TOO LOUD YOUR TOO OLD
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
For him to get an idea, it would be a surgical process.
I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine?
Welcome to California. Now go home!
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Some may say "the glass is half full" others may say "the glasss is half empty", but the irish will always say "are you gunna drink that?"
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who eat many prunes, sit on toliet many moons.
if your house on fire,call me,and we'll warm ourself by it!
Life is like a box of shit. You know what you are getting and it stinks!
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.