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Q.What angle dose a photographer like to take pictures of the broncos scoring?
A. the Tri-angle!
yo mamma so fat she sat on the rainbow and ALLL THE SKITTLES came out!
Silence is golden, duck tape is silver.
Virginity is like a ballon, 1 prick it is gone forever.
Sex is all about a man's temptation,putting his location in a woman's destination,do u undastand the xplanation or you nid a demonstration?
Sex is all abowt a man's temptation, putting his location into a woman's destination.
Do yo undastand the xplanation or yo nid a demonstration?
There was a father with 3 daughters
he was in his study room when his first daughter came in she simply ask Daddy why did you name me rose
Dad replied beacause honey when you were born a beautiful rose fell and your head Rose said thank you daddy and walked off
then his second daughter comes in and say Daddy why did u name me daisy Dad said well daisy when you were born a beautiful daisy fell on your head she said thanks daddy and walked off
then the dad continued to work and his 3rd daughter came in and went ahahablargghhhhhoafmph then the father said SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK!
bitchez are like quarterz i flip'em and i get headz:}
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Big fish eat little fish.
Blondes Tease....Brunettes Please....
Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate
The rich earn the smart learn.
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!!! ??
Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship
I'm not really a driver I just play one on TV.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.