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      If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic
Jokes Type : Graduation quotas Funny Jokes By : dakota

      A little hard work never hurt anyone, but why take a chance.
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      Keep your friends close and your enemies... occupied.
Jokes Type : Funny Funny Jokes By : Me!

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Jokes Type : aYgnxnqnfvOkCJq Funny Jokes By : yWPDQpzHuEW

      tell your pants its rude to point!
Jokes Type : funny ass sayings Funny Jokes By : greg

      i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse :D
Jokes Type : funny ass sayings Funny Jokes By : donald

      people call themselves a friend, you are no where near it.
Jokes Type : friends Funny Jokes By : Cbelle

      people try so hard to be seen, when the only thing noticeable is that weight on you.
Jokes Type : funny jokes Funny Jokes By : Bellle

      it was you what me yh u
Jokes Type : footballer Funny Jokes By : dean baker

      1 day i told my friend that is black to "go back to africa nigga " we arnt friends
Jokes Type : nigga Funny Jokes By : solo

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      What are you on RAINBOW DRUGS or HYPO PILLS
Jokes Type : Funny Questions Funny Jokes By : Sarah Moore

Jokes Type : cute saying Funny Jokes By : sumalata salian

      eagles may soar but atleast weasels dont get trapped in jet engines :)
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      Ive nailed jello to a tree.
Jokes Type : Funny Funny Jokes By : Beekay

      He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
Joke Type : Cute Quotes

      Children shouldn t play with matches!.
Joke Type : Cool Cute Quotes

      ...and i should care, why?
Joke Type : Cool Quotes

      Guys: No Shirt, No Service -- Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
Joke Type : Cute Quotes

      Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Joke Type : Pickup Lines

      Like a fish out of water.
Joke Type : Cool Cute Quotes

      Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That
Joke Type : Cool Quotes

      Have you seen Elvis? 1-800-GET-A-LIFE
Joke Type : Cute Quotes

      Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Joke Type : Pickup Lines

      Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.
Joke Type : Cool Quotes

      America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde

      Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

      It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

      I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

      Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

      No one ever went broke under-estimating the taste of the American public.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

      I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Joan Rivers

      I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mary Richards

      My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx

      Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx

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