Hello! great idea of color of this siyte!
This woman was carrying some soft drinks out to her car. She accidentally dropped the soft drinks on the baby, but the baby wasn't hurt.
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Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted and have the time of your life!
If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Suicide is away of telling God, You can't fire me I quit!!!!!
Low riders are for little boys who can't get it up.
I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions??
A Mouse Is An Elephant Built By The Japanese
The sky is always bluer at the top of the windshield.
A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind
Editing Is A Rewording Activity
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.
I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.
The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points