Caution Grandparents at play
this website sucks and its the truth
I like work, it fascinates me.....I sit and stare at it for hours.
not at tha table carlos(From The Hangover)
Life's way too short to stay on topic
By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!.
Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
Guy: I may not be Baby Bash but you're my suga
Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!
I think my medication is wearing off.
I am sorry I offended you - I should have lied.
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.
I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.
The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points