If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic
A little hard work never hurt anyone, but why take a chance.
Keep your friends close and your enemies... occupied.
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tell your pants its rude to point!
i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse :D
people call themselves a friend, you are no where near it.
people try so hard to be seen, when the only thing noticeable is that weight on you.
1 day i told my friend that is black to "go back to africa nigga " we arnt friends
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What are you on RAINBOW DRUGS or HYPO PILLS
" LIFE WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF APPLE & BLACKBERRY WERE JUST FRUITS "
eagles may soar but atleast weasels dont get trapped in jet engines :)
Ive nailed jello to a tree.
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
Children shouldn t play with matches!.
...and i should care, why?
Guys: No Shirt, No Service -- Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Like a fish out of water.
Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That
Have you seen Elvis? 1-800-GET-A-LIFE
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
No one ever went broke under-estimating the taste of the American public.
I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.