Caution Grandparents at play
this website sucks and its the truth
I like work, it fascinates me.....I sit and stare at it for hours.
not at tha table carlos(From The Hangover)
He who hesitates is lost.
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
Children shouldn t play with matches!.
...and i should care, why?
Guys: No Shirt, No Service -- Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Like a fish out of water.
Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That
Have you seen Elvis? 1-800-GET-A-LIFE
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.