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If it's tourist season, does that mean we can shoot them?
Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.
I think your hard drive has a slipped disk.
What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name.
What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
if your house on fire,call me,and we'll warm ourself by it!
Life is like a box of shit. You know what you are getting and it stinks!
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.