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      Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
Jokes Type : Office Joke Funny Jokes By : Officer

      Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker
Jokes Type : Office Joke Funny Jokes By : Officer

      A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all
Jokes Type : Office Joke Funny Jokes By : Officer

      When the going gets tough, the tough, take a coffee break
Jokes Type : Office Joke Funny Jokes By : Officer

      INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY
Jokes Type : Office Joke Funny Jokes By : Officer

      Punctuality is a pipe dream
Jokes Type : Office Joke Funny Jokes By : Officer

      Succeed in spite of management
Jokes Type : Office Joke Funny Jokes By : Officer

      Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment
Jokes Type : Office Joke Funny Jokes By : Officer

      We waste more time by 8:00 in the morning than other companies do all day
Jokes Type : Office Joke Funny Jokes By : Officer

      You pretend to work, and we'll pretend to pay you
Jokes Type : Office Joke Funny Jokes By : Officer

      Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore
Jokes Type : Office Joke Funny Jokes By : Officer

      I think people put wedding rings on their ring finger because since you can't adjust the ring, when you get divorced it's hard to get off so it hurts!

Tyler, age 9
Jokes Type : Kids View of Marriage Funny Jokes By : Tyler Lind-Lemoine

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      Hi, nice site, good work! Thank you!
Jokes Type : Hi, nice site, good work! Thank you! Funny Jokes By : Hi, nice site, good work! Thank you!

      I wish I were a glow worm a glow worm is never glum, because how could you be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum?
Joke Type : Cute Quotes

      FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!
Joke Type : Cute Quotes

      Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Joke Type : Pickup Lines

      FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
Joke Type : Cute Quotes

      I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane.
Joke Type : Cute Quotes

      Conserve water - Shower with a friend
Joke Type : Cool Quotes

      Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes...Blizzard Blue.
Joke Type : Pickup Lines

      My child was inmate of the month at the County Jail.
Joke Type : Cute Sayings

      I Wish I Was Barbie. That Bitch has EVERYTHING.
Joke Type : Cute Quotes

      Cole’s Law: Thinly Sliced Cabbage
Joke Type : Cool Quotes

      Some may say "the glass is half full" others may say "the glasss is half empty", but the irish will always say "are you gunna drink that?"
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Me

      Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mock Confucus People

      Man who eat many prunes, sit on toliet many moons.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mock Confucus People

      if your house on fire,call me,and we'll warm ourself by it!
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Sky Talent

      Life is like a box of shit. You know what you are getting and it stinks!
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Lillyana Hoffman

      Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Albert Einstein

      I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Henny Youngman

      I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde

      We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde

      Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde


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