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      your mom is so fat, when she jumped in the air she got stuck
Jokes Type : your mom Funny Jokes By : celia

      Of course God made man first, he was the rough draft!
Jokes Type : men Funny Jokes By : 

      war is only Gods way of teaching Americans geaography
Jokes Type : Humorous Sayings Funny Jokes By : 

Jokes Type : Unknown Funny Jokes By : Unknown

Jokes Type : Unknown Funny Jokes By : Unknown

      what is brown and has wrinkles ?
Jokes Type : wrinkles Funny Jokes By : ?

      gawn w.a.n.k yurself behind the chippy and think about yurself .!
Jokes Type : sex Funny Jokes By : pauline docherty

      i once knew a wuman who had 11 toes , her sister had 9 toes and her motheers had 10 on one foot , the dad used to count 1 piggy 2 piggy 3 piggy upto 7 on the mums foot and went fuck this im goin in too katies room she has 9 toes ! lol
Jokes Type : unknowen Funny Jokes By : hustlaaaaa babyyyyyyyyy

      no guts no glory
Jokes Type :  Funny Jokes By : 

      Very nice site!
Jokes Type : pieypwri Funny Jokes By : totiuwiw

      whats the differnce betwwen a nigger and a snow tire?

the snow tire doesnt sing when u put chains on it

Jokes Type : i hate them fucking niggers Funny Jokes By : kkk

      why did the women cross the road

the real question is why did she leave the kitchen
Jokes Type : sexist Funny Jokes By : hate

Jokes Type : Bob Funny Jokes By : Bob

      What do you call a nigga in a red car? A JAFFA!
Jokes Type : Nigga Funny Jokes By : Ben

      What do you call a nigga on a stick? A KEBAB!
Jokes Type : Nigga Funny Jokes By : Ben

      Everything is possible just not too probable.
Joke Type : Cool Quotes

      Everything i need to know i learned in prison
Joke Type : Cool Quotes

      Don t flog a dead horse.
Joke Type : Cool Cute Quotes

      ESCHEW OBFUSCATION. (means avoid confusion/overcomplication)
Joke Type : Cool Quotes

      Eschew Obfuscation
Joke Type : Cool Quotes

      Eschew Obfuscation
Joke Type : Cool Quotes

      I can go from zero to bitch in 2.2 seconds.
Joke Type : Cute Quotes

      I have a frog in my throat
Joke Type : Cool Cute Quotes

      Anything Free Is Worth What You Pay For It
Joke Type : Cool Quotes

      Too many freaks, not enough circus's!
Joke Type : Cool Sayings

      One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde

      America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde

      Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

      It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

      I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

      Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

      No one ever went broke under-estimating the taste of the American public.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

      I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Joan Rivers

      I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mary Richards

      My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx

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