war is only Gods way of teaching Americans geaography
what is brown and has wrinkles ?
gawn w.a.n.k yurself behind the chippy and think about yurself .!
i once knew a wuman who had 11 toes , her sister had 9 toes and her motheers had 10 on one foot , the dad used to count 1 piggy 2 piggy 3 piggy upto 7 on the mums foot and went fuck this im goin in too katies room she has 9 toes ! lol
whats the differnce betwwen a nigger and a snow tire?
the snow tire doesnt sing when u put chains on it
why did the women cross the road
the real question is why did she leave the kitchen
What do you call a nigga in a red car? A JAFFA!
What do you call a nigga on a stick? A KEBAB!
Arguing on the internet is like competing in the special olympics even if you win your still retarded
how do you tell if a black girl is pregrent?
you stick a bannana up her pussy n when u pull it out if its bittin off u kno she pregrent..
A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Confucious say "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."
Pol-I-Tics poli meaning many, ticks meaning small blood sucking parasites.
Beer: Itís Not Just For Breakfast Anymore.
A chain is no stronger than its weakest link..
The pen is mightier than the sword.
Donít Piss Me Off! Iím Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies.
Fat chicks make my car scrape!
Many drops make a shower.
My boss is like a diaper, full of shit and always on my ass!
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
No one ever went broke under-estimating the taste of the American public.
I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.