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      Life is a bitch because if it were a whore it would be easy
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      A married man learns early,he can be happy or you can right,but seldom can he be both!
Jokes Type : Funny wisdom Funny Jokes By : Unknown

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Jokes Type : Funny quotes Funny Jokes By : Anonymus

      When I die I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming like the passengers behind him.
Jokes Type : Funny quotes Funny Jokes By : Anonymus

      I found there is only 1 way to be skinny, you know what is it ? Well it is to hang out with FAT ppl
Jokes Type : Funny jokes Funny Jokes By : Peter

      Very nice site!
Jokes Type : ywotiiry Funny Jokes By : wpryooyi

      What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
Jokes Type : Funny  Funny Jokes By : Big daddy Alex

      you are soo fat that u want 2 go up but u go down i think i just killed that hahaha
Jokes Type :  Funny Jokes By : justin timerlake

      Very nice site!
Jokes Type : iyotyutu Funny Jokes By : ueeoyype

      Very nice site!
Jokes Type : teirettp Funny Jokes By : pwyuyyru

      WARNING: THIS SIGN HAD SHARP EDGES!
Jokes Type : funny signs! Funny Jokes By : ..idk?

      WARNING: THIS SIGN HAS SHARP EDGES!
Jokes Type : funny signs! Funny Jokes By : ..idk?

      WARNING: THIS SIGN HAS SHARP EDGES!
Jokes Type : funny signs! Funny Jokes By : ..idk?

      WARNING: THIS SIGN HAS SHARP EDGES!
Jokes Type : Warning jokes Funny Jokes By : ..idk?

      ..And on the 9th day,God created procrastination.
Jokes Type : funny Funny Jokes By : me

      Having one child makes you a parent having two makes you a referee.
Joke Type : Cool Cute Quotes

      When I die bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass.
Joke Type : Cool Sayings

      I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha
Joke Type : Cute Quotes

      My IQ came back negative!
Joke Type : Cute Sayings

      Fat people are hard to kidnap.
Joke Type : Cool Quotes

      So, you're a girl huh?
Joke Type : Pickup Lines

      It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.
Joke Type : Pickup Lines

      First come first served.
Joke Type : Cool Cute Quotes

      Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.
Joke Type : Cool Sayings

      Hogwarts Dropout
Joke Type : Cute Quotes

      Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde

      One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde

      America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Oscar Wilde

      Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

      It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

      I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

      Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

      No one ever went broke under-estimating the taste of the American public.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

      I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Joan Rivers

      I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mary Richards


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