What do you call a nigga in a red car? A JAFFA!
What do you call a nigga on a stick? A KEBAB!
Arguing on the internet is like competing in the special olympics even if you win your still retarded
how do you tell if a black girl is pregrent?
you stick a bannana up her pussy n when u pull it out if its bittin off u kno she pregrent..
BY:TEAA SKEENS
Youre wrinkles are so hariy the only language it know is ewogi
best cure for a hangover is to never sober up!!!
best cure for a hangover is to never sober up!!!
knock knock whos there cranberry cranberry who um wait can i eat you no im a person idiot
lmfao yuu stupid dumbass.
The shortest distance between two points is under construction
What do little niggers get for christmas?
your bike
How do u keep niggers out of your front lawn?
hang one in the front
why do white people go to good black yard sales?
to get their stuff back
Once Mr.T beat chuck norris in tic-tac-toe...
so chuck norris created racism
What do u call a blakc priest?
Holy shit
What Do u call 1 nigger on the moon?
a problem
Whatdo you call 300,000 niggers on the moon?
and even bigger problem
What do u call all niggers on the moon?
problem solved.
Enjoy guys lol
Vagina is good for the soul
im so hot that when i walk outside in winter it becomes summer
I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Gravity- It’s not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
I'm not littering.... I'm donating to the earth.
Knowing without doing is like plowing without sowing.
Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young
If you write "WASH ME" on my truck, I'll carve "RECESSITATE ME" on your chest!!!
Wouldn't it be nice if there were an Escape key for all of our problems?
i can resist everything except temptation.
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
Once a make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
I am no more humble than my talents require.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
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