your mom is so fat, when she jumped in the air she got stuck
Of course God made man first, he was the rough draft!
war is only Gods way of teaching Americans geaography
what is brown and has wrinkles ?
gawn w.a.n.k yurself behind the chippy and think about yurself .!
i once knew a wuman who had 11 toes , her sister had 9 toes and her motheers had 10 on one foot , the dad used to count 1 piggy 2 piggy 3 piggy upto 7 on the mums foot and went fuck this im goin in too katies room she has 9 toes ! lol
whats the differnce betwwen a nigger and a snow tire?
the snow tire doesnt sing when u put chains on it
why did the women cross the road
the real question is why did she leave the kitchen
What do you call a nigga in a red car? A JAFFA!
What do you call a nigga on a stick? A KEBAB!
Everything is possible just not too probable.
Everything i need to know i learned in prison
ESCHEW OBFUSCATION. (means avoid confusion/overcomplication)
I can go from zero to bitch in 2.2 seconds.
I have a frog in my throat
Anything Free Is Worth What You Pay For It
Too many freaks, not enough circus's!
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
No one ever went broke under-estimating the taste of the American public.
I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.