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      war is only Gods way of teaching Americans geaography
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      what is brown and has wrinkles ?
Jokes Type : wrinkles Funny Jokes By : ?

      gawn w.a.n.k yurself behind the chippy and think about yurself .!
Jokes Type : sex Funny Jokes By : pauline docherty

      i once knew a wuman who had 11 toes , her sister had 9 toes and her motheers had 10 on one foot , the dad used to count 1 piggy 2 piggy 3 piggy upto 7 on the mums foot and went fuck this im goin in too katies room she has 9 toes ! lol
Jokes Type : unknowen Funny Jokes By : hustlaaaaa babyyyyyyyyy

      no guts no glory
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      Very nice site!
Jokes Type : pieypwri Funny Jokes By : totiuwiw

      whats the differnce betwwen a nigger and a snow tire?

the snow tire doesnt sing when u put chains on it

Jokes Type : i hate them fucking niggers Funny Jokes By : kkk

      why did the women cross the road

the real question is why did she leave the kitchen
Jokes Type : sexist Funny Jokes By : hate

      ha....ha
Jokes Type : Bob Funny Jokes By : Bob

      What do you call a nigga in a red car? A JAFFA!
Jokes Type : Nigga Funny Jokes By : Ben

      What do you call a nigga on a stick? A KEBAB!
Jokes Type : Nigga Funny Jokes By : Ben

      Arguing on the internet is like competing in the special olympics even if you win your still retarded
Jokes Type : Retards Funny Jokes By : N/A

      how do you tell if a black girl is pregrent?

you stick a bannana up her pussy n when u pull it out if its bittin off u kno she pregrent..


BY:TEAA SKEENS
Jokes Type : niggers Funny Jokes By : teaa skeens

      A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Joke Type : Cool Cute Quotes

      Confucious say "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."
Joke Type : Cool Quotes

      Pol-I-Tics poli meaning many, ticks meaning small blood sucking parasites.
Joke Type : Cool Sayings

      Beer: Itís Not Just For Breakfast Anymore.
Joke Type : Cool Quotes

      A chain is no stronger than its weakest link..
Joke Type : Cool Cute Quotes

      The pen is mightier than the sword.
Joke Type : Cool Cute Quotes

      Donít Piss Me Off! Iím Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies.
Joke Type : Cool Quotes

      Fat chicks make my car scrape!
Joke Type : Cool Quotes

      Many drops make a shower.
Joke Type : Cool Cute Quotes

      My boss is like a diaper, full of shit and always on my ass!
Joke Type : Cute Sayings

      Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

      It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

      I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

      Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

      No one ever went broke under-estimating the taste of the American public.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Mark Twain

      I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Joan Rivers

      I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Mary Richards

      My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx

      Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Quote Type : Humor Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx

      I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
Quote Type : Funny Saying Funny Quotes By : Groucho Marx


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