If God is love, and love is blind, then Stevie Wonder is God
The power of love is stronger than steel
If ur goin maii way i'll walk wid u!
why dont u slip into something more comfortable like a coma!
If at first you don't succeed, try not to look astonished.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
The deepest waters make the least noise.
The noblest revenge is to forgive.
Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?
An optimist laughs to forget a pessimist forgets to laugh.
You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To Me
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
I'm against ABORTION because I was once a fetus.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
No one ever went broke under-estimating the taste of the American public.