Why is charlie the shortned version of charles if they have the same amount of letters?
What has 72 teeth and holds back the incredible haulk?..My zipper
What does Micheal Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?
Boys pants are half off!!
You know one day your rollercoaster ride is gonna end, so why not enjoy it while it lasts.
You know one day your rollercoaster ride will end so why not make worth of it while it lasts.
YO mama so stupid the people she drives by arent padestrians there survivorls
Honk If Anything Falls Off
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
When i want your opinion i'll beat it out of you.
Don t count your chickens before they are hatched.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Anger opens the mouth and shuts the mind.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Money burns a hole in your pocket.
I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference.
I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who eat many prunes, sit on toliet many moons.
if your house on fire,call me,and we'll warm ourself by it!
Life is like a box of shit. You know what you are getting and it stinks!
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.