haha haha hahahahhahha hmmmmmmmmm ahahahahahah
Q.What angle dose a photographer like to take pictures of the broncos scoring?
A. the Tri-angle!
yo mamma so fat she sat on the rainbow and ALLL THE SKITTLES came out!
Silence is golden, duck tape is silver.
Virginity is like a ballon, 1 prick it is gone forever.
Sex is all about a man's temptation,putting his location in a woman's destination,do u undastand the xplanation or you nid a demonstration?
Sex is all abowt a man's temptation, putting his location into a woman's destination.
Do yo undastand the xplanation or yo nid a demonstration?
There was a father with 3 daughters
he was in his study room when his first daughter came in she simply ask Daddy why did you name me rose
Dad replied beacause honey when you were born a beautiful rose fell and your head Rose said thank you daddy and walked off
then his second daughter comes in and say Daddy why did u name me daisy Dad said well daisy when you were born a beautiful daisy fell on your head she said thanks daddy and walked off
then the dad continued to work and his 3rd daughter came in and went ahahablargghhhhhoafmph then the father said SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK!
bitchez are like quarterz i flip'em and i get headz:}
once upon a time there was a place that never rained the end lol!!!
I didn't ask to be a princess but if the crown fits...
Lord, please save me from your followers.
Save on gas, go fart in a jar.
The Sex Was So Good That Even The Neighbors Had A Cigarette.
Man who farts in church sits in his own pew.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
Children are like farts: your own are just about tolerable but everyone else's are horrendous.
You sure are a masterpiece.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
I am no more humble than my talents require.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.