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Do not play a leap frog with a unicorn.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
All you have to do is breathe everything else is just optional.
I Donít Have To Be Dead To Donate My Organ
Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
I don't have a license to kill, I have a learner's permit.
So many cats.... So little time.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Some may say "the glass is half full" others may say "the glasss is half empty", but the irish will always say "are you gunna drink that?"
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who eat many prunes, sit on toliet many moons.
if your house on fire,call me,and we'll warm ourself by it!
Life is like a box of shit. You know what you are getting and it stinks!
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.