when a girl walks in a with an itty bitty waste i get sprung
------------> I'm with a Stupid!
when you love someone, let him go, if they love you hold them close... you always love being close NO matter what they guy has done or said...lol
A Love Saying........................... I Dont Wana Live Without You Here In My Arms
r u doin the grandma walk cause every time u take a step u r fartin..
Sex is like air...Not
dat important untill...
u aint gettin any
Why is charlie the shortned version of charles if they have the same amount of letters?
What has 72 teeth and holds back the incredible haulk?..My zipper
What does Micheal Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?
Boys pants are half off!!
You know one day your rollercoaster ride is gonna end, so why not enjoy it while it lasts.
You know one day your rollercoaster ride will end so why not make worth of it while it lasts.
YO mama so stupid the people she drives by arent padestrians there survivorls
Entropy Isnít What It Used To Be
If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
He who hesitates is lost.
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
Children shouldn t play with matches!.
...and i should care, why?
Guys: No Shirt, No Service -- Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.