SOME PEOPLE ARE ONLY ALIVE CAUSE ITS ILLEGAL TO KILL DEM
Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
Keep honking, I am reloading!.
Beer: making woman look better since 1965.
Stop Reading My Bumper Stickers and DRIVE!!
If something goes without saying - LET IT!
Stop beating around the bush
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.