if she aint married, go for it
what do you call a nigger?
What do you call a midget Mexican?
A paragraph because he is to short to be called an Essay.
yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued......
you might be a redneck if you go to the store in your underwear
one punch in the kidney is two in the liver
The more I learn - the less I know.
If your Nan isnt going to swear, shout Bingo
nice legs...when do they open.
thy say the dove is the bird of love then wats the bird of true love? the swallow
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!
If water were beauty you'd be the ocean.
I wish I were a glow worm a glow worm is never glum, because how could you be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum?
FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane.
Conserve water - Shower with a friend
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.