If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? - Albert Einstein
I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. --Albert Einstein
If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
Oh me oh my. A lovely day is dawning. Oh what a joy I didn't wake up dead. So I can go to school and resume my yawning. And get my sleeping in class instead of in my bed.
Quote from the Boss: I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
If A equals success, then the formula is _A = X + Y + Z_. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut. -- Albert Einstein
I don't mind if you sleep in class. Only, please do not snore. You are disturbing others who are trying to sleep. - Dr. C. Rao, UW-Whitewater
Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours!
It's a biiiig mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
There ought to be a better way to start the day than by getting up in the morning.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Sorry - yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die.
First rule of acting: Whatever happens, look as if it were intended.
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