Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them
We put the "k" in "kwality."
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat
If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation
If at first you don't succeed, try management
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether
TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame your self
The beatings will continue until morale improves
We waste time, so you don't have to
Ignore the bosses wife's boob job
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker
A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all
When the going gets tough, the tough, take a coffee break
INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY
Punctuality is a pipe dream
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