If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it
Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar
Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry
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