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      Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.
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      Bills travel through the mail twice the speed of checks.
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      Anything that is designed to do more than one thing can't do any of them well.
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      It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
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      The assassin and the slanderer differ only in the weapon they use; with the one it is the dagger, with the other the tongue. The latter is worse than the former, for the first only kills the body, while the other murders the reputation--Tyron Edwards
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      Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.
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      It takes one tree to make 10,000 matches, but one match to burn 10,000 trees.
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      Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be clean.
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      Be more concerned with your character than with your reputation. Your character is what you really are while your reputation is merely what others think you are--Dale Carnegie
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      Junk is something you've kept for years and throw it away three weeks before you need it.
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      If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
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      Long periods of drought are always followed by rain.
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      If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.
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      Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger--Franklin P. Jones
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      Everyone is the age of their heart.--Guatealan proverb
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      A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
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      A war never decides who is right, but who is left.
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      When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.--Sir Winston Churchill
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      Whoever said sun brings happiness never danced in the rain.
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      A word to the wise is unnecessary. - La Rouchefoucauld
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