When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I intend to live forever-so far so good.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
If the shoe fits...buy it in every color.
The meaning of life is to give life meaning.
Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. --Albert Einstein
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.--Sir Winston Churchill
Middle age is when the broadness of the mind and the narrowness of the waist change places.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering.
The future aint what it used to be-Yogi Bera
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
A penny saved is a government overlook.
Chocolate. Coffee. Men.Some things are just better rich.
Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
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