You know you are dieting when postage stamps taste good.
I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!
I have a weight problem (I can't wait to start eating!!!)
I'm not overweight, I'm undertall.
Eat to live, do not live to eat. -William Penn, 1693
It's not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it's the seconds.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.
Touch your toes And touch your toes And wish you'd skipped those Oreo's.
Another good weight reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back. -Robert Quillen
Some people are afraid of heights.I'm afraid of widths.
Never tell your mom her diet's not working.--Joel, 14, Advice from Kids
I'm a light eater. When it gets light, I start eating.--Tommy John
I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat.--Jennifer Greene Duncan
I get my exercise running to the refrigerator.
Relish today. Catchup tomorrow.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
I'm in shape. Round is a shape... isn't it?
I'm on a 90-day wonder diet. Thus far, I've lost 45 days.
'Stressed' is 'Desserts' spelled backwards
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