There is still no cure for the common birthday
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ' Happy Birthday
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once
Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday'
No wonder I'm unhappy - My twin forgot my birthday
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other