Archive for July, 2008

witty profile quotes || Proverb sayings

“A witty saying proves nothing.”
- Voltaire (1694-1778)
“Hunger is the best sauce.”
- Proverb
“Better to light a candle than curse the darkness.”
- Chinese Proverb
“Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”
- Proverb
“A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood.”
- George S. Patton (1885-1945), US Army General
“Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency […]

Funny random sayings || Cute hilarious sayings

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
- Douglas Adams
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.
- Jean Giraudoux
Shaw writes his plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.
- George Nathan on George Bernard Shaw
He is to acting what […]

Funny witty sayings || funny life quotes

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tyre.
If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything
Sex […]