# Better a bald head than no head at all. ~ Austin O’Malley
# For lack of a better term, they’ve labeled me a sex symbol. It’s flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy. ~ Dennis Franz
# I love bald men. Just because you’ve lost your fuzz, don’t mean you ain’t a peach. […]
‘Germany are a very difficult team to play…they had 11 internationals out there today.’ - Steve Lomas
‘I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.’ - Barry Venison
‘I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.’ - David Beckham
‘The Brazilians were South […]
# Early bird gets the worm, but the second worm gets to live.
# Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.–Charlie McCarthy
# If at first you don’t succeed, give up, no use being a fool.
# “I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than […]
I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave — with all five fingers — for their hospitality
 ~sweet quote on Witty
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that […]
The thing that surprises the college graduate most when he gets out in the world is to find out how much uneducated people know.
July is the time of year when the fellow who worked so hard to graduate wonders what the hurry was.
The ideal gift for the high school or college graduate is a job.
The […]
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret
Joke Type : Marriage quotes Funny Jokes By : Henry Youngman
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day
Joke Type : Marriage quotes Funny Jokes By : Mickey Rooney
A girl must marry for love, and keep […]
The best of goal keeper bloopers
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Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
Joseph Addison
Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties and causes a kind of remissness and dissolution in all the powers of the soul; and thus it may be looked on as weakness in the composition of […]
The only things in life you regret,
Are the risks that you didn’t take.
~ by Anonymous ~
You love simply because you cannot help it.
~ by Kim Anderson ~
The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love.
~ by Hubert Humprey ~
Hearts are not to be had as a gift
earts are to be earned…
~ by William Butler Yeats ~
True […]
What part of http://www.getalife.com do you not understand?
 ~cute saying about naughty
A dog at a flea circus is likely to steal the show.
 ~cool humorous naughty messages about Cool Cute Quotes
It is better to give a rock out of love than a diamond out of duty.
 ~funny quote about Advice
Advertising may be described as the […]