I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!~Homer Simpson cool quote about One liner
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Nobody plans to fail they just fail to plan. cute myspace love quotes by me
Did you ever notice that "What the Hell?" is always a good decision?- Marilyn Monroe cool quote about Funny
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(Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough. sweet quotations about Cool Quotes
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Shouldn't the cosmic stupidity hopper be empty by now? sweet sayings by Mr Q
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I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out. sweet quotations about Sports
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