A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, What is this, some kind of joke? cool quote about Religion
If you live to be one hundred years old, I want to live to be one hundred minus a day, so I never have to live one day without you.~Pooh
Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside us."~Oliver Wndell Holmes sweet sayings by Mr Q
Spank Me! cute saying about cute girlie quotes
Please! do not feed the ego! sweet quotations about Cool Sayings
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience. cool sayings on Proverbs
Today, my marker board reads: 'This month is Farm Animal Awareness Week.' It is also National Singles week. Please do NOT get the two mixed up. cute girlie quotes by Mark Flavio
Stupidity should be punished. cool quote about Cool Sayings
Live as long as you like. It won't shorten how long you're dead. sweet sayings by Cool Pickup
Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you. cute saying about cute girlie quotes
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. sweet quotations about Proverbs
When someone points skyward, it's the fool that looks at the finger. cool sayings on Proverbs
When picking between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before --Jay Chan cute girlie quotes by Wiseman
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.~Oscar Wilde, 1856-1900 cool quote about Advice
Old is when your friends compliment you on your alligator shoes, and you are bare-foot. sweet sayings by Funny Life
A fool and his money are a girl's best friend. cute saying about cute girlie quotes
If all the girls in Australia were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised. sweet quotations about World
I before E except after C. We live in a weird society! cool sayings on One liner
John Lennon --> ///o-o\
Singer cute girlie quotes by Singer
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room. cool quote about Pickup Lines
We like because, we love although. sweet sayings by Romantica