Never pet a burning dog. cool quote about Advice
What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free? sweet sayings by Mr Q
Two things that are essential to life is WD 40 and duct tape. If it moves and it isn't supposed to use the duct tape. If it doesn't move and it's supposed to use the WD 40. cute saying about cute aim quotes
Yesterday is a past, tomorrow is a future , today is a gift that's why it's called 'present' sweet quotations about Truth
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? cool sayings on Question
You always find something in the last place you look. cute aim quotes by Parents
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Energizer Bunny Arrested sweet sayings by Cool Pickup
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. cute saying about cute aim quotes
Music: a complex organization of sounds that is set down by the composer, incorrectly interpreted by the conductor, who is ignored by the musicians, followed by the audience. sweet quotations about Music
If knowledge is power, and power corrupts, and corruption is crime, and crime doesnt pay... Does knowledge, in the end, leave you broke? cool sayings on Question
When all else fails, admit I'm right and kiss my ass. cute aim quotes by Mark Flavio
If I were to borrow your glasses, could I see you home? cool quote about Pickup Lines
They say the pen is mightier than the sword. (if you miss a deadline, you'd better bring the sword) sweet sayings by Worker
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I think, therefore I'm dangerous sweet quotations about Cute Quotes
In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king. cool sayings on Proverbs
If God is inside us, then I hope he likes fajita's, cause that's what he's getting. cute aim quotes by The Master
A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer and a mop. cool quote about One liner
What the heck is a near-miss? If you nearly miss something, don't you hit it? sweet sayings by Mr Q
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