If I had half a mind, I would be a Republican. cool quote about Politics
Fortune tellers are for the poor. Psychics are for the rich. sweet sayings by Funny Man
My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird! cute saying about cute aim quotes
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. sweet quotations about Religion
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it's true. cool sayings on Social Commentary
If God intended us to be vegetarians, why did he make animals out of meat? cute aim quotes by Cool Pickup
Men don't care what's on TV. They care about what else is on TV.~Jerry Seinfeld cool quote about Funny
Excuse me... do you speak Klingon? sweet sayings by Cool Pickup
You, you, and you: Panic. The rest of you, come with me. cute saying about cute aim quotes
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it? sweet quotations about Question
It is better to be on the ground wishing you were flying, than vice versa. cool sayings on Truth
Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live, taking the form of readiness to die.~G.K. Chesterton cute aim quotes by Pretty Cool
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.~A. Whitney Brown cool quote about Funny
This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron. sweet sayings by Cool Pickup
A self-addressed envelope would be addressed 'envelope'. cute saying about cute aim quotes
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.~Zsa Zsa Gabor sweet quotations about Funny
Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu?? cool sayings on Cute Quotes
Get your mind out of the gutter! Grab mine while you're there, please. cute aim quotes by Wonderman
I got this car for my wife...not a bad trade. cool quote about Cute Quotes
Surgeon Generals Warning: Smoking is bad for you. You always known that, just like everybody else. So if you do it for 20 or 30 years, don't come crying to the courts if it makes you sick. How stupid are you anyways? sweet sayings by Cool Pickup