“A witty saying proves nothing.”
- Voltaire (1694-1778)
“Hunger is the best sauce.”
- Proverb
“Better to light a candle than curse the darkness.”
- Chinese Proverb
“Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”
- Proverb
“A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood.”
- George S. Patton (1885-1945), US Army General
“Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency […]
‘Germany are a very difficult team to play…they had 11 internationals out there today.’ - Steve Lomas
‘I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.’ - Barry Venison
‘I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.’ - David Beckham
‘The Brazilians were South […]
The thing that surprises the college graduate most when he gets out in the world is to find out how much uneducated people know.
July is the time of year when the fellow who worked so hard to graduate wonders what the hurry was.
The ideal gift for the high school or college graduate is a job.
The […]
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
Joseph Addison
Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties and causes a kind of remissness and dissolution in all the powers of the soul; and thus it may be looked on as weakness in the composition of […]
The only things in life you regret,
Are the risks that you didn’t take.
~ by Anonymous ~
You love simply because you cannot help it.
~ by Kim Anderson ~
The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love.
~ by Hubert Humprey ~
Hearts are not to be had as a gift
earts are to be earned…
~ by William Butler Yeats ~
True […]
Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. ~H.L. Mencken
A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. ~Author Unknown
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. […]
Funny Baseball Quotes
People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
Rogers Hornsby
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.
Ted Williams
A hot dog […]
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
 ~cool quote about Cool Sayings
Never weed wack poison ivy in the nude.
 ~cute saying about teens
I like feminists~I think they’re cute.
 ~cool witty teens quotes about One liner
The difference between snot and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.
 ~funny quote about Parenting
Laughing stock~cattle with a sense of humor.
 […]
I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave — with all five fingers — for their hospitality.
– George W. Bush
I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is […]