“A witty saying proves nothing.”
- Voltaire (1694-1778)
“Hunger is the best sauce.”
- Proverb
“Better to light a candle than curse the darkness.”
- Chinese Proverb
“Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”
- Proverb
“A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood.”
- George S. Patton (1885-1945), US Army General
“Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency […]
Q6. If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Q7. As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take the course he will. He will be sure to repent. Socrates
Q8. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
Q9. Marriage is a great […]
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
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Conway’s Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on - This person must be fired.
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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. […]
5. “Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.” ~ Anonymous
6. “An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.” ~ Jim Hayes
7. “Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.” ~ Esther M. Clark
8. “Love is blind. […]
Eddie Murphy, Shrek
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super-fly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly!
Jason Biggs, American Pie
You realize we’re all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.
Hugh Grant, Notting Hill
It’s as if I’ve taken love heroin, and now […]
If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing
 ~humorous quotes about Football quotes by Bill Shankly
It’s not an inside joke if the voices in your head and you only understand it.
 ~funny sayings about sarcastic by Eli
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
 ~Hilarious […]
The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna, Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna
Joke Type : Tombstone quotes Funny Jokes By : Massachusetts Tombstone
As the flowers are all made sweeter by the sunshine and the dew, So this old world is made brighter by the […]
Everyone hates me because I’m paranoid.
 ~cute quote about Nonsense Sayings
Constant change is here to stay.
 ~sweet quote on Nonsense
I have decided to be indecisive.
 ~hilarious Nonsense quote by Funny Guy
You non conformists are all the same.
 ~cool quote about Nonsense Sayings
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
 ~funny saying on Nonsense
I used to […]
# Better a bald head than no head at all. ~ Austin O’Malley
# For lack of a better term, they’ve labeled me a sex symbol. It’s flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy. ~ Dennis Franz
# I love bald men. Just because you’ve lost your fuzz, don’t mean you ain’t a peach. […]
I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave — with all five fingers — for their hospitality
 ~sweet quote on Witty
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that […]