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witty profile quotes || Proverb sayings

“A witty saying proves nothing.”
- Voltaire (1694-1778)
“Hunger is the best sauce.”
- Proverb
“Better to light a candle than curse the darkness.”
- Chinese Proverb
“Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”
- Proverb
“A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood.”
- George S. Patton (1885-1945), US Army General
“Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency […]

Funny Marriage Sayings - Funny Quotes about Wife and Husband

Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
More funny Mae West quotes
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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
More funny Helen Rowland quotes
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I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
More funny Anonymous quotes
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My husband said it was him or the cat… […]