Funny & Humorous Quotations

Funny Baseball Quotes People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. Rogers Hornsby Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. [...]

Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. Â ~cool quote about Cool Sayings Never weed wack poison ivy in the nude. Â ~cute saying about teens I like feminists~I think they’re cute. Â ~cool witty teens quotes about One liner The difference between snot and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli. Â ~funny quote about [...]