“A witty saying proves nothing.”
- Voltaire (1694-1778)
“Hunger is the best sauce.”
- Proverb
“Better to light a candle than curse the darkness.”
- Chinese Proverb
“Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”
- Proverb
“A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood.”
- George S. Patton (1885-1945), US Army General
“Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency […]
Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss
 ~funny Golf sayings about Golf quotes
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying
 ~cute quote about Golf quotes
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes […]
Eddie Murphy, Shrek
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super-fly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly!
Jason Biggs, American Pie
You realize we’re all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.
Hugh Grant, Notting Hill
It’s as if I’ve taken love heroin, and now […]
If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing
 ~humorous quotes about Football quotes by Bill Shankly
It’s not an inside joke if the voices in your head and you only understand it.
 ~funny sayings about sarcastic by Eli
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
 ~Hilarious […]