“A witty saying proves nothing.”
- Voltaire (1694-1778)
“Hunger is the best sauce.”
- Proverb
“Better to light a candle than curse the darkness.”
- Chinese Proverb
“Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”
- Proverb
“A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood.”
- George S. Patton (1885-1945), US Army General
“Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency […]
Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss
 ~funny Golf sayings about Golf quotes
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying
 ~cute quote about Golf quotes
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes […]
“Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of YOU to the world”
“The secret to staying […]
Everyone hates me because I’m paranoid.
 ~cute quote about Nonsense Sayings
Constant change is here to stay.
 ~sweet quote on Nonsense
I have decided to be indecisive.
 ~hilarious Nonsense quote by Funny Guy
You non conformists are all the same.
 ~cool quote about Nonsense Sayings
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
 ~funny saying on Nonsense
I used to […]