Funny Marriage Sayings - Funny Quotes about Wife and Husband
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
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I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
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My husband said it was him or the cat… […]