5. “Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.” ~ Anonymous
6. “An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.” ~ Jim Hayes
7. “Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.” ~ Esther M. Clark
8. “Love is blind. […]
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret
Joke Type : Marriage quotes Funny Jokes By : Henry Youngman
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day
Joke Type : Marriage quotes Funny Jokes By : Mickey Rooney
A girl must marry for love, and keep […]
What part of http://www.getalife.com do you not understand?
 ~cute saying about naughty
A dog at a flea circus is likely to steal the show.
 ~cool humorous naughty messages about Cool Cute Quotes
It is better to give a rock out of love than a diamond out of duty.
 ~funny quote about Advice
Advertising may be described as the […]
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
 ~cool quote about Cool Sayings
Never weed wack poison ivy in the nude.
 ~cute saying about teens
I like feminists~I think they’re cute.
 ~cool witty teens quotes about One liner
The difference between snot and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.
 ~funny quote about Parenting
Laughing stock~cattle with a sense of humor.
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Funny Quotes About Work
Work Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.
Bette Davis
Let us realize that the privilege to work is a gift, that power to work is a blessing, that love of work is success.
David O. McKay
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
Vince Lombardi
Retirement
The trouble with retirement is that you […]
2. “Mothers are all slightly insane.” ~ J.D. Salinger
3. “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” ~ Phyllis Diller
4. “There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.” ~ Chinese Proverb
5. “It takes a woman twenty years […]
Funny Quotations About People
Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
– Ron Nesen
Email to a friend  I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
– Noel Coward
Email to a friend  All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
– George […]
You send your child to the schoolmaster, but ’tis the schoolboys who educate him.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Mark Twain
You can get all A’s and still flunk life.
Walker Percy
I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
Woody Allen
I’m not going to buy my […]
A day without laughter is a day wasted
~funny Laughter sayings about Laughter quotes
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news
~cute quote about Laughter quotes
We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him
~sweet quote on Laughter
Laughter is higher than all pain
~hilarious Laughter quote by Elbert Hubbard
Start every day with a smile and […]
I thought ‘Deep Throat’ was a movie about a giraffe
~funny Hollywood sayings about Hollywood quotes
There are only three ages for women in Hollywood — Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy
~cute quote about Hollywood quotes
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk
~sweet quote on Hollywood
Ever since they found out that Lassie was […]