Funny & Humorous Quotations

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
- Douglas Adams
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.
- Jean Giraudoux
Shaw writes his plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.
- George Nathan on George Bernard Shaw
He is to acting what […]

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk
 ~sweet quote on Hollywood
Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood
 ~hilarious Hollywood quote by Groucho Marx
The only ‘ism’ Hollywood believes in is plagiarism
 ~cool quote about Hollywood quotes
It’s a scientific fact. For every […]