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Funny Graduation Quotes

“Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously”
G.K. Chesterton
“The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money.”
Unknown
“If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.”
Robert […]

Funny random sayings || Cute hilarious sayings

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.
- Douglas Adams
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.
- Jean Giraudoux
Shaw writes his plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve.
- George Nathan on George Bernard Shaw
He is to acting what […]

hilarious witty sayings

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you scared
I used to soar with eagles before I got sucked into a jet engine.
All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would the Queen.
It’s hard to […]