‘Germany are a very difficult team to play…they had 11 internationals out there today.’ - Steve Lomas
‘I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.’ - Barry Venison
‘I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet.’ - David Beckham
‘The Brazilians were South […]
# Early bird gets the worm, but the second worm gets to live.
# Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.–Charlie McCarthy
# If at first you don’t succeed, give up, no use being a fool.
# “I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than […]
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
 ~cool quote about Cool Sayings
Never weed wack poison ivy in the nude.
 ~cute saying about teens
I like feminists~I think they’re cute.
 ~cool witty teens quotes about One liner
The difference between snot and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.
 ~funny quote about Parenting
Laughing stock~cattle with a sense of humor.
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Funny Quotes About Work
Work Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.
Bette Davis
Let us realize that the privilege to work is a gift, that power to work is a blessing, that love of work is success.
David O. McKay
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
Vince Lombardi
Retirement
The trouble with retirement is that you […]
2. “Mothers are all slightly insane.” ~ J.D. Salinger
3. “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” ~ Phyllis Diller
4. “There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.” ~ Chinese Proverb
5. “It takes a woman twenty years […]
I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave — with all five fingers — for their hospitality.
– George W. Bush
I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is […]
A day without laughter is a day wasted
~funny Laughter sayings about Laughter quotes
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news
~cute quote about Laughter quotes
We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him
~sweet quote on Laughter
Laughter is higher than all pain
~hilarious Laughter quote by Elbert Hubbard
Start every day with a smile and […]
I thought ‘Deep Throat’ was a movie about a giraffe
~funny Hollywood sayings about Hollywood quotes
There are only three ages for women in Hollywood — Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy
~cute quote about Hollywood quotes
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk
~sweet quote on Hollywood
Ever since they found out that Lassie was […]
Funny American Football Quotations
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
Joe Theismann
Football combines two of the worst things in American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
George Will
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Erma Bombeck
Most football teams […]
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Funny Love Quotes by Albert Einstein
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey
You can’t put a price tag […]