“Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously”
G.K. Chesterton
“The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money.”
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“If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.”
Robert […]
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tyre.
If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything
Sex […]
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
 ~cute myspace quote
Mom says too much candy will spoil my dinner. Well, dinner’s spoiled~so where’s dessert?
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Coffee? Tea? Me?
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BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up!
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
What is a ‘free’ gift? Aren’t all […]
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.
– Ralph Bus
Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
– M. Berle
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
– Robert Orben
Fashion is what […]
2. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
3. To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
4. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
5. I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
6. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
7. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of […]
If you’re going my way, I’ll walk with you.
If You Luv Me… Let Me Know… If You Don’t… Then Let Me Go…
Some times your mind doesn’t want u 2 be in love. but deep down u know you
are….
Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck
is my ceiling!
Never start […]