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Funny Graduation Quotes

“Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously”
G.K. Chesterton
“The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money.”
Unknown
“If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.”
Robert […]

Humorous and hilariuos Hollywood quotes

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk
 ~sweet quote on Hollywood
Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood
 ~hilarious Hollywood quote by Groucho Marx
The only ‘ism’ Hollywood believes in is plagiarism
 ~cool quote about Hollywood quotes
It’s a scientific fact. For every […]

funny work sayings

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
More funny Edgar Bergen quotes
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Conway’s Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on - This person must be fired.
More funny Anonymous quotes
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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. […]

funny movie quotes

Eddie Murphy, Shrek
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super-fly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly!
Jason Biggs, American Pie
You realize we’re all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.
Hugh Grant, Notting Hill
It’s as if I’ve taken love heroin, and now […]