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“Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.”
Mark Twain
“Successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.”
German Greer
“There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two […]
December 9th, 2008 | Posted in Funny golf quotes, Cute MSN Quotes, funny life quotes, Cute hilarious sayings, Cute Pick Up Lines, famous funny sayings, famous funny quotes, funny friendship sayings, funny love quotes, funny friendship quotes | No Comments
“What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.”
Pearl Bailey
“You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.”
Melanie Clark
“Men aren’t necessities, they’re luxuries.”
Cher
“I’m always looking for meaningful one night stands.”
Dudley Moore
“Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.”
Fulton J. Sheen
“No matter how love-sick a woman […]
December 9th, 2008 | Posted in aim profile quotes, aim profile sayings, Funny Marriage Sayings, Funny random sayings, Funny golf quotes, Funny Pick Up Lines, funny sayings, funny love quotes, funny love sayings, famous funny sayings, funny sarcastic quotes | No Comments
“Give me one friend, just one, who meets The needs of all my varying moods.”
Esther M. Clark
“My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved.”
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
“True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.”
Charles Caleb […]
December 9th, 2008 | Posted in aim profile quotes, aim profile sayings, Cute hilarious sayings, Funny golf quotes, Cute Pick Up Lines, funny sarcastic quotes, funny love quotes, famous funny sayings, Birthday | No Comments
You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.
– Anonymous
The four most important words in any marriage…”I’ll do the dishes.”
– Anonymous
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
– Anonymous
Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can […]
September 23rd, 2007 | Posted in cute funny quotes, funny friendship sayings, funny love quotes, funny love sayings, cute funny sayings, funny short quotes, funny sayings, funny friendship quotes, famous funny quotes, funny short sayings, Funny Quotes | No Comments