“Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.”
Mark Twain
“Successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.”
German Greer
“There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two […]
“Give me one friend, just one, who meets The needs of all my varying moods.”
Esther M. Clark
“My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved.”
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
“True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.”
Charles Caleb […]
Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won’t spoil me.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.
I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.
Is somebody not editing what I’m saying here???
Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the […]
2. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
3. To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
4. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
5. I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
6. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
7. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of […]
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film. You know […]
I must be in heaven because I’m standing next to you!
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You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
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WARNING: DATES ON CALENDAR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR.
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It is better […]