“Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.”
Mark Twain
“Successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.”
German Greer
“There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two […]
Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won’t spoil me.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.
I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.
Is somebody not editing what I’m saying here???
Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the […]
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.
– Ralph Bus
Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
– M. Berle
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
– Robert Orben
Fashion is what […]
Forget about the days
when its been cloudy, but
don’t forget your hours in the sun
Forget about mistakes
that you can’t change now, but
don’t forget the lessons
that you’ve learned
Forget about the times
you’ve been defeated, but
don’t forget the victories you’ve won
Forget about misfortunes
you encounter, but
don’t forget the times your luck has turned
Forget about the days
when you’ve been lonely, but
don’t […]
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
More funny Mae West quotes
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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
More funny Helen Rowland quotes
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I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
More funny Anonymous quotes
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My husband said it was him or the cat… […]
2. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
3. To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
4. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
5. I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
6. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
7. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of […]
Never start frowning because you never know who’s falling in love with
your smile
*everyone’s entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege
God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a
masterpiece!
A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes, A Person Who
Doesn’t Is A Fool Forever […]
If you’re going my way, I’ll walk with you.
If You Luv Me… Let Me Know… If You Don’t… Then Let Me Go…
Some times your mind doesn’t want u 2 be in love. but deep down u know you
are….
Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck
is my ceiling!
Never start […]