Funny & Humorous Quotations

# One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf
# Youth comes but once in a lifetime. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
# Youth had been a habit of hers for so long that she could […]

# Better a bald head than no head at all. ~ Austin O’Malley
# For lack of a better term, they’ve labeled me a sex symbol. It’s flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy. ~ Dennis Franz
# I love bald men. Just because you’ve lost your fuzz, don’t mean you ain’t a peach. […]