Humorous and hilariuos stuffs

The Second Place Is The First Loser
~funny saying about funny by Cool Pickup

Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is, the less noise it makes.
~humorous saying about Proverbs by Wiseman

Clean up America. Kill a redneck!
~funny saying about funny by Cool Pickup

How is it possible to have a civil war?
~humorous saying about Question by Mr Q

Will somebody please get this big, walking carpet out of my way?~Princess Leia in Star Wars
~funny saying about funny by Movie Master

The word of the day is legs. Let’s go up to my room and spread the word.
~humorous saying about Pick-Up Line by Hitter

New York now leads the world’s great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn’t make a sudden move.~David Letterman
~funny saying about funny by Funny Man

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief
~humorous saying about Children quotes by Henry Fielding