Funny witty sayings || funny life quotes
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tyre.
If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything
Sex can be like air, it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistant one.
When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
A kisss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.