cute funny sayings
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
 ~cute myspace quote
Mom says too much candy will spoil my dinner. Well, dinner’s spoiled~so where’s dessert?
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Coffee? Tea? Me?
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BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up!
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
What is a ‘free’ gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
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Don’t let us think our little jobs are hardly ever seen. Remember every blade of grass helps make the meadow green.
I before E except after C. We live in a weird society!
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People who say, ‘Never give up’ can never accept the inevitable.
 ~cute myspace quote
I Wish I Was Barbie. That Bitch has EVERYTHING.
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You are the only reason why I came in here alone.
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
 ~sweet saying by Wise Guy