Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes

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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
They both have ornamental balls.

What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?
They go into town, and blow a few bucks.

What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies ?
Snowballs.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

If someone said on Christmas Eve, ‘Come see the oxen kneel’ I should go with him in the gloom, Hoping it might be so. [Oxen] - Thomas Hardy

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