funny friendship quotes
5. “Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.” ~ Anonymous
6. “An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.” ~ Jim Hayes
7. “Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.” ~ Esther M. Clark
8. “Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.” ~ Anonymous
9. “I have lost friends, some by dath, others through sheer inability to cross the street.” ~ Virginia Woolf
10. “Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.” ~ Thomas Jones