funny movie quotes
Eddie Murphy, Shrek
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super-fly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly!
Jason Biggs, American Pie
You realize we’re all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.
Hugh Grant, Notting Hill
It’s as if I’ve taken love heroin, and now I can’t ever have it again.
Groucho Marx, Duck Soup
You know, you haven’t stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
Rupert Everett, My Best Friend’s Wedding
It’s amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.