cute funny sayings
“I can resist everything except temptation.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Oscar Wilde.
“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Groucho Marx
“I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Rodney Dangerfield
“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Bob Hope