funny short sayings

“Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Benjamin Franklin.

“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Unknown.

“Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Harry S. Truman.

“The only thing stronger than a mother’s love is a garlic breath”.
Funny Short Sayings by, Anonymous.

“Cheese… milk’s leap toward immortality.”
Funny Short Sayings by, Clifton Fadiman.

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