funny birthday sayings
“Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of YOU to the world”
“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age”
“Few women admit their age, few men act theirs”
“Love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand”
“The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once”
“Birthdays are good for you, statistics show the people who have the most live longest”