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If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing
 ~humorous quotes about Football quotes by Bill Shankly
It’s not an inside joke if the voices in your head and you only understand it.
 ~funny sayings about sarcastic by Eli
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Constant change is here to stay.
 ~humorous quotes about Nonsense Sayings by Funny Guy
I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice
 ~funny sayings about sarcastic by Albert Einstein
She who laughs, lasts.
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What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start..
 ~humorous quotes about Movie quotes by Danny DeVito
* I wouldn’t be broke if the voices in my head paid rent
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I’m not a complete idiot — Some parts are just missing.
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You’re about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
 ~humorous quotes about Rowan Atkinson by Rowan Atkinson
Seriously funny
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If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
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In theory, everything works.
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What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
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If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.
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Nostalgia isn t what it used to be.
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Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
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