Funny One Liners
I don’t see what all the fuss is about, if those dolphins were so smart, they wouldn’t hang out with tuna. myspace cute sayings by Wonderman
Think twice before you speak, especially if you intend to say what you think. cool quote about Proverbs
So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you? sweet sayings by Cool Pickup
Stupid is as stupid does. cute saying about myspace cute sayings
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive. sweet quotations about Cool Quotes
The Lawyer’s Creed: “A man is innocent until proven broke.” cool sayings on Truth
If God created everything who created God? myspace cute sayings by Mr Q
BAD COP! - NO DONUT!!! cool quote about Cool Quotes
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food? sweet sayings by Mr Q
More and more of our imports come from overseas.~George W. Bush cute saying about myspace cute sayings
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get sweet quotations about Pickup Lines
‘If kisses were raindrops, I’d send you a storm.’ cool sayings on Life
It’s been one of those days all week myspace cute sayings by Cool Pickup
America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won’t cross the street to vote. cool quote about Social Commentary